Prologue: Rolling Thunder: The Adventures Of Dulkin Spacknickerson

Some Say He Is A Real Person. Others A Mere Legend. He Is Single Handedly Responsible For Saving The Lives Of Countless Men And Women Throughout The Duration Of The Zombie Apocalypse. He May Not Be The Strongest, Fastest, Or Smartest But He Is One Thing..An All American Ass Kickin Machine. The Following Is An Account From Eye Witness Reports Who Saw First-Hand The Glory That Is DULKIN SPACKNICKERSON. He Killed Many A Zed, Whether On Foot, Motorcycle, Or Dangling Just Above The Undeads Heads On A Hot Air Balloon. He Will Forever Remain In History As One The Greatest, If Not The Greatest, Heroes Of The Zombie Invasion. His Beginnings Are A Mystery But His Impact Was Undeniably Awesome And Incredible In Every Way. Every Man Wants To Be Him And Every Woman Wants To Be With Him, As You Can Tell From All The Little Spucknicks All Across Our Fine Nation. Some Say That Every So Often You Can Catch A Glimpse Of Him, Traveling On His Bike, Machete In One Hand, His Woman Holdin On To Him And He Pops A Wheelie Down The Highway, Decapitating Zeds As He Goes. Stay Tuned For More.

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Tags: awesome, heroic, legends, zombie

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Comment by Boogie Mann on March 27, 2011 at 8:38am
Awesome! I love the hot air balloon bit!
Comment by zombiesurvivor on December 17, 2010 at 7:05pm

i like it!! its awsome and the name...FLAWLESS!!!! you'll never find a name like that anywhere!

Comment by Thomas <Disasterpiece> on December 6, 2010 at 12:21pm
Thanks For The Input. You Shall Be Included In The Story At Some Point.
Comment by JJ on November 27, 2010 at 3:41pm
I remember Stackin' Spacks; the guy saved my life once. xD
Comment by Thomas <Disasterpiece> on October 18, 2010 at 5:50am
Thanks Homie!!!
Comment by Zannah on October 18, 2010 at 5:46am
Nice! ~Thumbs up.~
Comment by Thomas <Disasterpiece> on October 18, 2010 at 5:21am
true true. thanks for noticing lol.
Comment by Tori Luve on October 16, 2010 at 6:47pm
wouldn't that be "spacknicks" lol

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