Radio of the Apocalyspe

I opened my eyes and saw a Marilyn Monroe poster staring down at me from the ceiling. I sat up took out my earplugs I used for the damn moaning. I put on my sleep pants and a muscle shirt grabbed my belt and holster put that on. Then walked into the kitchen scronged around for some insta-coffee which I found in the 'junk drawer'. After that I put the Mr. Coffee on and went to the Radio Room.

I usually started out my routine broadcast with "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOORNING WORLD" as I did today. "Well folks it's true! The government lied to us! Who knew? Anyway it appears that Zack is starting to calm down and the dead population seems to have stopped rising. But hell I'm holed up in this little station in Wisconsin! How the hell am I supposed to know what the fucks going on? And I know ya'll don't wanna here bout what I did today. What did I do today? Oh yeah got up took out the ear plugs and made coffee what a riveting tale huh? But before I go to in depth into that here's a tune for all of you badasses out there Indestructible by Disturbed"

As the music played I walked back into the kitchen and got my coffee I took a sip then opened a curtain and looked outside what I saw was maybe a hundred or so of the walking dead. I took another sip of my coffee and stood there watching the slow stupid fucks make their way up and down the street.

The music stopped I fasted walked back into the R&R room. And came back on the air "Heeey, did ya miss me? Well believe you and me I sure do wish I had some company here but hey whatta ya gonna do right? Even now I sit here talking to people I don't even know exist I may be the last man on earth for all I know. Well here's another song coming at ya Louis B. Armstrong-What a Wonderful World."

I leaned back in my chair and sighed I hoped someone would be coming to get me but I knew the odds weren't in my favor. So I sat there reminicing when the song ended I came back "That was ironic wasn't it? If you don't like the tunes then give a request call in. HA Where are you gonna call from? Well if you are gonna call, call collect!"

I went off the air after that for me that's just another day in hell