REAL Zombie Attack in New Orleans?

I found this news on a real news site with a title that caught my eye: "Victim says attacker chewed, swallowed". In this article the victim said that a stranger went up to him and just bit him. Took a huge chuck out of his arm. After trying to strangle the man, the victim's friends knocks the attacker away who then wanders off towards a police car. Now when it comes to zombie news we have to read between the lines. I think this screams out the loudest.

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