Samba of the living dead

Name: Eliana Romero Marroquin
Age: 13
Status: DAD, MOM, DANGER, DANGER!!! (sister, you can sleep)

Here in Brazil everybody thinks that zombies are carnival fantasy...
PLEASE MY LORD,
it's been four months ago, and also, who dress like a meat eater demon every day???
Well, my parents are scientists, and we are running away to a laboratory which has not yet been informed of the location, I do not know why we go there (it's pretty clear according to the classic tales that few survive)
They plan to find a kind of cure, I remember the swine flu, excluding the part of the infection by bites or scratches, I had no classes for two weeks, oh, good times
and really, I can be a little pessimist but, they will be infected before the end of this cure, always happens...
I just wanna kill some zombies now with my ultra mega plus metal ZOMBIE KILLER WEAPON (I still don't have)

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, good luck.