SamGasm

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April 13th 2011 

Samamuel Ibn'La-Ahad 'Sam'

Commander (Classified) 'CC'

"We're going the wrong way...as usual when it comes to you" the guys were trying to take a shortcut through the fields to get to the community before the rest of the convoy but it was evident they made a wrong turn after the freshly lush fields turned into a hot desert "the Sam seems to remember it was you who gave the directions." CC gave him the finger before crawling to the rear gun on the back of there beat up dune buggy. it was a basic frame, two seater in the front with a 360 degree swivel seat in the back to rotate the MG4 Light Machine Gun mounted on a circular frame to help rotate it. "we never finished our argument." "The Sam never thought of it as being worth arguing about." "dont even try copping out of it, you know it works just fine, you just never even bothered to try it." "the Sam doesn't need to, he knows Its not worth waiting for, CC. He knows it will take too long." "IT WONT TAKE TOO LONG TO~...whats that?" Sam squints to get a better view before jerking the buggy hard to the right to let the smoke trail of a rocket pass by and explode on a random rock, it wasnt long before Sam had to get the buggy toward the next available town to dodge the sudden barrage of machine gun fire. CC started to return fire bit couldnt line a shot with the buildup of dust and Sams evasive driving. "you think you could HOLD STILL!" "unlike you, Sam is the one who plans on living through this." he jerks the wheel again and makes into what is revealed to be a rather large ghost town, it wouldn't be surprising if there weren't any zeds of any kind with the sudden buildup of heat to dry them out. Sam makes another jerk and is forced to stop after finding he has led into a dead end of another building. "oh REAL smooth genius." they crawl out of the buggy with CC taking the MG4 off the swivel to take with them into the general store. Sam tips over a table of random rotted crap and secures it against the counter to add more bullet catch against gunfire. "Sam does believe we may not make it out of this one." "now now you two, we cant give up just because we are outnumbered 10 to 1...what did Jericho do when he faced this last year?" "shot his team mates to appear like he was one of the opposing forces then torched the entire town they were held up in...." CC gives a sigh before setting the gun up on an overturned vending machine and waited for the inevitable while Sam put down a duffel bag he brought........

The first two raiders didn't even get the chance to feel what happened before they were cut in half by the bullet spread the two of them were making, the rest of the group scattered and took positions as if CC and Sam were going to actually come out to get shot. about six of them eased into the store and didn't see anything until one of them accidentally knocked over an old soup can and got CC to pop up and open fire into the group, he got two of them before the rest managed to crawl out of the store with there freshly emptied bowels and told there apparent boss what happened. he pulled out what appeared to be a hobos bull horn and "ATTENTION TRESPASSERS! THIS IS OUR LAND YOU TRESPASSED ON, IF YOU AGREE TO TURN YOURSELF IN THEN WE WILL PERSONALLY SEND YOU TO THE BORDER YOU CAME FROM!" back in the store, CC looks over to Sam "is he being serious? He's the one who SHOT at us and expects us to believe this crap?" "Sam misses when zombies were the main threat to our lives." CC laughs "you expected us to let them roam around this long?" "Sam expected them to be still here despite the years of fighting them." "hey its been three and a half years, we don't need them anymore." "WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER!" CC eases to the door so the man can hear him "can you come back tomorrow? we may have an answer for you then!" the sudden gunfire had him diving back behind his cover and returned fire once a few more of them tried to attack. Sam opens the duffel bag he brought and started assembling something that made CC back up "are you crazy!?" Sam actually stopped to think about it...then nodded with a smile.....

A few more eased over with a plan to toss a grenade when Sam came around the corner and lit what appeared to be a red neck flamethrower (arm length can of air freshener spraying into a Torch Lighter attached to the front) the flames going a whole ten feet to set them on fire until the grenade went off. before the others would think about what happened, he lit up the first truck until it blew into the air, the other raiders turned tail and ran into there own vehicles and took off. "I think Sam had another Samgasm...hey CC, coast is clear!" he didn't even take a moment to check himself, he just ran out and to the Buggy to make sure they didn't tamper with it. "AW COME ON!!!....they took the AC unit." Sam was ready to laugh until the familiar sound of alarm turned him to full awareness with the flamethrower swapped for his FN FAL to be ready for the coming army after the dreaded moan. sure enough with all the gunfire and explosions, no one heard the buildup of the towns residence making there way towards there potential meal. "CC...SAM WANTS TO LEAVE NOW!!" he instantly makes a run for the buggy while CC instantly mounts his Gun to the bar and ready to open fire while Sam crawled into the driver side and started it up. the buggy flies out from its spot and into a shammy who had the misfortune of being faster than the others. CC actually was about to scream as his gunfire wasnt enough to keep the zeds away until the buggy speeds away from the town......

That last event reminded them that even though the zeds were not nearly as many as they once were, they were still plenty to be feared of. the silence was broken with "your still wrong." "you cannot prove me otherwise, it never works the same way." "its tape Sam, electrical or duct tape it can hold the same." "your wrong CC and Sam knows it too well." when they FINALLY got back into the community they didn't bother telling anybody what happened except for the report they needed to turn in...they just sat at the bar and drank it away...until they got incredibly smashed and were dragged to there respective rooms.....