Secrets The Dead Won't Tell

 So...we have alot on common, don't we? I mean if you're reading this...of course. Why, you ask? Because WE SURVIVED!! We were attacked by hordes of mindless flesh eating zombies when we least expected it, everyone we know and love is dead or going to die, and we are going to die. Religion is dead, money gone, marriage vows all gone...everything we once knew and lived for, gone. Yeah we have so much in common.

Kill Tips

Rage Zombies: Rage type zombies, turning before death, retain most physical and cognitive abilities and are very fast. I suggest a long distance weapon such as a bow and arrow or and silenced gun. You shouldn't go waking even more of the dead.

Common Zombies: Common zombies, turning after death, only hold a few abilities such as moving and eating and are quite slow . I suggest mele weapons such as swords, bats, ect. Or if you're really talented...or plain stupid, hand to hand combat. (or as i like to say hand to rotting flesh...[cricket chirp]) If you do decide to go hand to hand here's what to do.

1. Sweep the leg away from you meaning do not let it fall towards you

2. Stomp it's head in until you've destroyed the brain

All Zombies: Destoy their brain!! I don't mean prod the head with a stick. I mean annihalate the thing. Conduct a full labotomy on that zombie!!