That Damn Orchestra.....

I sat dumbfounded....with my mouth gapping open... I could not believe my eyes! On the TV... the Oscars Telecast had started an hour earlier. It had been the usual show.... but, that was then this is now! A Moldy Zombie Attacked Mickey Rourke as he accepted his Best Actor Oscar. Thinking quickly Mickey Thumped that Crusty Zombie in the head w/ his Statue! Green and Purplish matter dripped down the Perfectly Polished Award! The orchestra started that damn music signaling for the show to move on.... Mickey never got a chance for his acceptance Speech!