Hello mate, I've got my PDA charged up from this village. I don't know what's going on here mate, but it's getting more and more weird by the day. I don't think I'll be back by Monday, definately. I apoligise. But I was followed by the group of people that attacked me. I've managed to get away unhurt, but the 999 is down in this area, I'm assuming a car crash did happen and the call centre is swamped. I've lost my pack, but my PDA was in my jacket, whilst I was setting up base for the night, they swarmed me, I managed to run, but left most of my gear. I think maybe some local kids are pissing around but I'm failing to see the funny side.
I'll get back to work as soon as possible, tell Lorraine, my secretary remember? To cancel my appointment for Tuesday too. I have my wallet and think I can get back soon, but the village I'm in is a little freaky, people are just sitting around, I try to talk to them but they just all seem hungover as Hell. And ill. I'm taking precautions but mate, like I said, I'm sorry. Anyway, I must go and find out where I am exactly, it'd help. The locals are useless for information.
I'll get in touch when I know more.
It's your birthday soon right? Gives me time to plan the piss up =)