Video Camera

Found a video camera on the street today. It was pretty banged up. Probably accounts for the poor video quality. The idiot that owned the camera before me actually video taped himself being attacked by zombies! What a complete moron! He should have just ran away! This afternoon, I used that same beat-up camera to video tape some zombies down by the graveyard. Couldn't believe how many of them were down there! When I got back I popped the tape into the VCR in the living room where my zombie brother hangs out. The video of the other zombies and their soft moaning actually seemed to calm him a little. I even noticed that some of the zombies who usually hang around outside my house have started to move away. It's as though all that moaning on the video gave them the impression that there was no one living in here! Have I stumbled upon another way to protect my home? Either way, I played the tape a few times for my brother, because he seems to like it.