hay bro pass me a light I told toby " as I gripped the cigaret with my teeth. fuck off spencer i know you have that zippo in your pocketdon't bum off me cause your to fucking lazy to pick up your own" said toby. "don't be a dick you bum off me all the time"I said while I thought.especially while your "bumming" my girlfriend you fucking cock I wish I had herpes just so that i could give them to her then to you you peice of shit and you can have my fucking sloppy seconds when I go to my night school, I do everyhting I can fucking think of to take every single bit of tight pussy and ass holeshe has to offer if she wants to slip that pathetic excuss of a penis into her mouth the she can feel free.

 

Let me introduce my self my name is spencer pedersen I weigh in at over 310 lbs i am 30 years old and I work as a police officer no I don't eat donuts all the fucking time. I am curently working office but I prefer to traffic in the industrial district, why? well becasue you don't have traffic in the industrial center and I actually work two jobs at the same time I act as a bouncer (off the OFFICIAL payroll of course) but if I happen to keep the peace at the factory wear house that is retrofitted as a club I get a wad  of cash and rarily a blow job. Its not like girlfriend doesn't already think I cheat on her, we share rent and a tv and fuck casually thats about it.I might have a 7 incher but I shoot easy so nothing really impressive here. either then the shit paycheck I enjoy being a police officer I get to do something semi meaningful with my life and get to save a life every so often,but with this kinda thing there are what i fear most desperatness, when you go to that guy thats about to jump off the bride and you see the picture of his 6 member family and an over due mortgage bill in his hand there is a moment when I feel like jumping to.then I get to him give him contact information to a drug dealer that i know, he used to be a doctor now he sells drugs on the black market and plies his craft with anybody that has 50  bucks or has somewhere for him to sleep he usual crashes at the club(how I met him) now I provide him with any drugs I get from the club or fromdrug busts(everyone has seen me doit but they cant prove I take it since the dealer dosn't talk and I don't do the drugs myself(I make sure to handle all drugs with supreme caution so it doesn't get on me, when ever they called dogs on me I can say it was because I was in the vacinity of drugs.

 

yea I guess you can call me a dirty cop I don't care atleast i dont fucking sell the drugs back to gangsters like tina does (right after they gangrape the shit outa her it's not pretty imagine a squides tentacles that all go into her at once its fucking horrifying no one snitches on her cause she will fuck any one as much as they want to the delight of the slightly less dirty cops who let teenagers go for 30 dollars only the police chief isn't dirty but I am sure he knows that this shits going on hes looked me in the eye befor when I had to much *wiff as every one calls it from (the smell of drugs) on me he told me" Pick your battles son you can have people who over look you and you have enemies". at that point I silently turned my life around I didn't anounce to any one I had started going to night college or that I began working out more endurance and cardio then losing weight and at that point I weighed 376 lbs.... ive lost over 40 lbs in under two months.

Its been so subtle thats why  my girlfriend believes I'm was cheating on her (wich I was getting a blow job from the mother of the person who owns the club but at least i wasn't fucking a tranny or something like she was fucking toby the tiny as I came to call him hes not even overweight infact hes the poster boy from the force he is the second in command only because the chief is trying to catch him "making deals" with women he pulls over to not get tickets he gets minimal satisfaction and the women gets a pathetic story to tell her friends about the tiny "toy" dirty cop,how he met and started "getting" my girlfriend in the first place I have no clue)because I started spending all lot more time away from home. She just wants me to be jelous for cheating on her, I cant say that Im not cause i get "suckers" from the club owners mom, but that doesn't stop her from leaving his wallet in her clothes basin (I have also taken to do all the chores in the apartment) or wear one of his shirts right before we "dance". I don't mind she does it, because I mean Its not like she's gonna leave me for him but I think she cries when I leave for night school and I know i should clear things up with her but its not like she will believe me and beside I do cheat on her but its not like I dont care about her or anything infact she is one of my biggest motivaters to change so that she wont have to feel weird for being my girlfriend. well it doesnt matter because as soon as I finish my night school clases I can get a better pay at the force and maybe even get a second job as a claims person at gieco or something. but i don't think thats going to fix my relationship i think i should move out but that will only upset her more. and at that moment I decide to refuse any more "gifts" from the the managers mom. All these thought and more cross my mind as I pull out my zippo, but right before I light up I think about how the way my girlfriend looks at me when she see me smoke it, kills me faster then the cigarettes.... I put my zippo back and throw my cigarettes to the ground and crush them.When I go rince my mouth out with mouth wash I get a pack of Altoids, as my break ends i'm on my third Altoid and its curing my itch for a smoke pretty well.

I get back to my desk to check if i have any assignments since break and I do there is a random assault and battery called in of several apartment go'ers I am shocked to see that its the apartment that I live in. I jump up and go grab the  ordiance i have been granted all my normal gear and the ever favored hippy stick plus pepper spray(usually we just take a taser but we get more shipments of pepper spray then taser batteries. so as I climb is to the squad cruiser I turn it on and hear then the radio is practically vibrating from all the chatter befor I leave i go back in and get every one to geather around the office radio so that they can listen and deploy as needed... when i left so didi every one except the desk clerk and tina said she wasnt feeling well because some crazy guy cruised her arm and bit her she beat the crap out of the offender then just went to work so she could still get a paycheck,It was the last time I ever saw the station again.

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Comment by spwnzr on May 30, 2012 at 1:47pm

i see now that on paragraphs after the first paragraphs there are almost no periods Ill try to work on it in my newest story.

Comment by Tonyrockyhorror on May 28, 2012 at 1:30pm
Seriously dude. Punctuation.
Comment by Apocalpyse on May 28, 2012 at 1:25pm

A little more punctuation would help to break the paragraphs up, just to make it a little easier to read.  Otherwise fairly engaging, quite adult, but that's entertaining.

Comment by spwnzr on May 27, 2012 at 8:15pm

criticism appreciated spread the word and no this wont take long to finish...

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