Zombie Haikus

10/13
Rain Thundering Down/ The Dirt is Washing Away/ Rise of the Undead

6/3
Zombies Hate Rappers/Bling Causes Indigestion/They Prefer Nudists

5/28
Worker Bee Right Now/Party Animal Tonight/Zombie Tomorrow

5/27:
mommy, hey mommy/why is daddy eating her/HE IS JUST HUNGRY

5/19
The Hunger Grows Deep/Muscles Running On Instinct/Time To Dine On Brains

5/15
Blood Grows Cold, Pulse Slows/ Eyes Glaze Over, Skin Sags Too/ Weekends Bring Zombies

5/14
Grab Yourself a Drink/Smile and Kiss Your Ass Goodbye/Zombie War Check List

5/11
Dusk Turns to Darkness/HeartBeats Turn to Hollow Drums/Living Turns to Dead

My Senses Weakened/Mindless Zombies All Around/The Weekly Brain Drain

5/5
A Growl From Below/ A Scent In The Air Above/ A Zombie Inside

5/4
Pandemic Has Passed/You Can All Sleep Safely Now/ Zombies Come Next Week

5/2
Run For the Border/Headed To Higher Climates/Time For The Last Stand

4/30
Water And Bullets/ Dust Masks And Food, Flares And Guns/ Apocalypse List

4/29
Time To Get Blasted/It Is Five O'Clock Somewhere/Zombie Happy Hour

Skin Feels Different/Food Just Does Not Taste The Same/Do I See A Tail

We Thought We Had Them/ Containment Was In Our Grasp/ Charlotte's Web Didn't Hold

4/28
Just A Few More Beers/The Pain of Loved Ones Turned, Gone/Drunk Zombie Slaying

I Rise From The Bed/ Surprised It's Not From The Dead/ I am Not Breakfast


4/27
The Table Is Set/ The Mouth Is Salivating/ The Friend For Dinner

Say Your Prayers Tonight/ Earthquakes, Swine Flu and Blackouts/ Apocalypse Now

Today's Lunch Special/ Pigs in a Blanket with Brains/ Drink Not Included

Teeth ripping at flesh/Zombies, the other white meat/ Friday night cookout

4/26
Another Meeting/Apocalypse Come Quickly/ Corporate Zombie

Appetite Growing/Body Moving, Brains Running/Slowly Decaying

All I see is dark/ All I feel is nothingness/ All I want is brains

Death is Upon Us/The Click Clack of Hooves/ The Last Sound We Hear

Temperature High/ Sweat Breaking Out on ForeHead/ Curly Tail is Next

Shambling and Oinking/Brains and Bacon, Hooves and Feet/ Both Rise From the Dir

Pigs in a blanket/ Bacon, Eggs and Orange Juice/ Zombies for breakfast

4/25
Bitten in the neck/ My pulse, a thing of the past/ My wife for dinner

Coagulated/My Hunger Turns To Cravings/Reanimated