zombie survival

 You may think you have the acocalypce down. but you are wrong. listen to know how survive the zombies. never panic. zombies are slow and stupid. panicing makes them smarter and faster. you will see loved ones die. SUCK IT UP!!! next, wepons. the best wepons are bat, crowbar, paddle, stick, chainsaw, sword, pencils ( doesn't sound like a wepon.), glass bottles, anything to hit them in the head with. guns are not good wepons against zombies. they atract more zombies. you will run out of ammo. when you do there will be zombies everywhere. next you need to know about partners. have a group. don't make it to big. when you have partners you need to read body languange. if a woman hates all the killing going on. SLAP HER ACROSS THE FACE !!!!! if someone looks nervous and is looking at there arm. take them into another room. tell him you found a cure. then kill him. tell the others he left to take on the zombies alone. if someone looks suspicous and is looking around the room. he will turn on you in the end. thow him outside. the most important rule of the invasion is to have as much as you can.