What is the Best Wepon against the Undead?

Posted by Keepah on May 13, 2008 at 7:06am in General Zombie Discussions

If invented, Lightsaber..But until then battle ready Katana

Permalink Reply by Brigitta M. on May 13, 2008 at 3:26pm: I'm not so sure about the katana, in order to be truly effective with it you have to train for quite some time. Swords aren't something you can just pick up and use (no matter how easy they make it look in the movies). In my opinion, having a multitude of weapons is always a good choice. For distance, give me a double-barrelled shotgun, or, if I can get my hands on one, a military issued semi-automatic rifle (M-16 would work, since I've been trained on that-- and can hit any target, moving or non, from 150 yards away with a 98% accuracy, day or night), razored boomerang or throwing stars would be good too for when the bullets are out of the mag or just plain gone. I'd have to train on those though. Hmmmm...I think I'll put that on my to-do list.

For close up work, crow bars are sturdier than a baseball bat, but I'd still like the bat due to the ease of accuracy in the swing. I'd use the crowbar as a backup for when the bat breaks.

Assuming gas or an alternative fuel is available, a chainsaw would just be too damned fun to pass up. tee hee. This, of course, is assuming that the zombies are the slow and rambling type so I've got enough time to power up the thing.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Praxile on June 16, 2008 at 10:03am: i could teach you how to throw knives and stars when the time comes it's pretty simple to understand it's pretty much just practice that's the trouble; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Chris.Parker on July 6, 2008 at 8:03am: But would the throwing stars go thru that thick undead skull and hit brain?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jordan "3J"Johnson on July 21, 2008 at 3:29pm: no throwing stars dont work; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Tyler Loughney on July 7, 2008 at 12:47pm: i was thinking the same thing as chris. not to mention even if it could cut through is the little point on the star long enough to be effective? i'd try to use something to stun so i can flee, like maybe a good slingshot or even a nice throw with a rock. but that's just me.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Adam on July 21, 2008 at 2:13pm: no double barrol shotgun, most of them are break open and they only hold 2 shells, you need a home defense short barrel. remington makes a nice 870 express, its the police and military police issue. 5 round pump; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Brigitta M. on May 13, 2008 at 6:14pm: That looks kinda cool (Halo anyone?). I just hope that guy doesn't come with it-- he's annoying as shit. Then again...he could be someone to toss at the zombies in a pinch.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Praxile on June 16, 2008 at 10:04am: i can't stand his accent lol it pisses me off; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Praxile on June 16, 2008 at 10:09am: these are gonna be leading the zombie resistance full force

i like the watch idea just give me another reason to stare at my crotch lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by gynecrologist on July 13, 2008 at 8:06pm: Wow the cock clock has to be the best invention since the boob tube.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Chemical Robotiks on May 13, 2008 at 4:57pm: im gonna have to say wheat thresher; ▶ Reply to This

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