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Dixie Dellamorto 21, Female
Philadelphia
United States

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I was a Total nerd girl with a heart of gold, now I've been inducted into the ranks of the stinking maggot ridden walking dead. I enjoy long walks in the cemeteries of rural Pennsylvania, Loitering at the Mall with a couple hundred of my best friends, and collecting State Quarters. I’m looking for a man with Brains and a nice lean, tender... delicious, body.
At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...
I was browsing the back issues at the Comic Shop. I went into hiding in the back room, with the wounded store owner and a couple of friends... after our friend the Morbidly Overweight Comic Nerd kicked the bucket and returned to life, and then was promptly killed again... and once we were out of Twinkies and stale cheddar popcorn we hit the road trying to find a new safe haven... But that’s a story for another day... After a lot of neat-o adventures I met my fate in the men’s bathroom of a seedy truck stop along Rt. 41.
Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...
I used to use Frying pan...

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Undead Movie Review: M. Night Shyamalan can suck my dick.

When I’m not feeding on the flesh of the innocent I’m probably mindlessly watching movies. Not only am I quite adequate with a keyboard, I can also control my DVD player pretty well. Imprinted memories I guess. So I watched The Happening... and the more I think about it... the more it makes me angry. I’m already dead so I'm not into this whole “Going Green” Thing. Let me eat my brains and drive my car and Spray my paint and expel my Freon into the atmosphere and heat up the ice caps. I'm a wal… Continue

Posted on October 11, 2008 at 8:49pm —

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At 8:06am on October 24, 2008, ZombiExterminator said…
I love all the makeup pics... very nice:-)
At 12:52pm on October 16, 2008, Pale Horseman said…
Thanx for the add!
At 5:54pm on October 12, 2008, Pale Horseman said…
Excellent pics! When u decide to rejoin the ranks of the living ill give u sanctuary of u can make it to my outpost here in miami.
At 8:53pm on October 2, 2008, Bobbi Doll said…
Fantomas!! That's killer!!
At 12:18am on October 2, 2008, Bryan McAllister said…
Flying Carpet, actually.
At 12:14pm on September 28, 2008, Bryan McAllister said…
Germany, actually.
At 9:30am on September 25, 2008, Captain Max said…
Love the featured vid.
Spooky man, Spooky.
At 8:53am on September 24, 2008, Jeff Sorgenfrei said…
Hey if ya get the chance, hit me up on myspace.... myspace.com/z_killer
hope ta hear from ya!
At 8:44am on September 24, 2008, Jeff Sorgenfrei said…
Totally dig your pics, lol, especially the smilin one!
At 7:11am on September 17, 2008, Heather said…
Just want to welcome you to my outbreak and please let me know if you have any questions or ideas. Welcome!!!

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