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Zombie JFK for President!

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About Me...: Tell the Democrats to stop searching for the next JFK... and bring back the original! America needs a Zombie Leader for these undead times...

At the time of the zombie outbreak I was...: Running for President

Weapon of choice for fighting zombies...: Diplomatic Negotiations and affordable Healthcare and Housing

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I'm a candidate of Hope! A leader for a new tomorrow! This country of ours is in crisis - and all the fear and hatred being spewed by the 'living' toward Undead Americans is far too divisive. We're all in this together. After all, the 'living' are but one bite or magic bullet away from becoming undead themselves... Soon the heartbeat-free population will outnumber the "Pulsed Americans". I propose: ZOMBIE JOBS PROGRAM - helping the undead find a useful part in society as our garbage men, tol… Continue

Posted on May 7, 2008 at 3:04pm —

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At 4:09pm on July 23, 2008, Jenny said…: You got my vote!

At 6:47pm on May 30, 2008, mcneal said…: four more years! four more years! lol
jfk for life,or death.....

At 8:14pm on May 8, 2008, Zoë [S.S.] said…: Haha, I see.

At 6:59pm on May 7, 2008, Twisted`Nymph said…: Thanks for the add. If you ever want to debate. I am a great opponent.

At 2:37pm on May 7, 2008, Zombie JFK said…: I'm a candidate of Hope! A leader for a new tomorrow!

This country of ours is in crisis - and all the fear and hatred being spewed by the 'living' toward Undead Americans is far too divisive. We're all in this together. After all, the 'living' are but one bite or magic bullet away from becoming undead themselves...

Soon the heartbeat-free population will outnumber the pulsed Americans.

So put down your shotguns, shovels, baseball bats, axes, and random pieces of lumber. Let us embrace Undead Americans - set up jobs programs, healthcare and housing... all the basics they need to survive. Some may even rise to be benefitial members of society... President even...

Zombie JFK for President!